Hey, what can we say? Shit happens. The New York Times wasn’t supposed to get a hold of the Pentagon Papers. Firestone’s internal memos about tire separation weren’t supposed to get out, either. But what the fuck? We’re investigative journalists. We find shit we’re not supposed to find.
The Big-Boob Owner’s Manual just happens to be one of those things.
The existence of the Big-Boob Owner’s Manual, or BBOM, had been hinted at for years in big-boob circles, but actual proof of its existence had never been presented. For years, we at Voluptuous wondered why the great majority of big-breasted women–particularly women with natural big breasts–seem to treat their twin treasures in almost the exact same way…as if they were reading from–you guessed it!–a manual.
Finally, we got our hands on one (we can’t say how, of course), and its contents make for fascinating (and occasionally cock-hardening) reading. Hey, we’ll read anything that has to do with big tits! We even got through Dolly Parton’s memoir hoping to read something about her rack.
But what’s even more fascinating about the BBOM is not only the information it contains for big-breasted women. It’s the insight it provides into big-breasted women and how they take care of their prized possessions. Some of this information is also useful to guys like us, who love big tits.
What follows are top-secret excerpts from the Big-Boob Owner’s Manual, reprinted without permission.
One suggestion: If you have a girlfriend or wife, give her a copy of this. Oh, sure, she might already have one (she’s not going to tell you if she does). But maybe she doesn’t.

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Merilyn explores the strange world of latex and plastic wrapping because she finds the tactile envelopment of these materials oddly intriguing. The way the material clings to her body, like a second skin, gives Merilyn an erotic sensation. It feels warm and comfortable on her skin, sexual, yet not sexual, but existing in a sort of limbo between the two. It is a bizarre fetish and it is difficult to find the meaning and psychological theory behind it. The practitioners of this form of erotic play can rarely explain it. Merilyn‘s immense bosom is tightly wrapped. It took a lot of material to cover it. Merilyn likes the look of her body because the material accentuates her shape so intensely. Her legs are wrapped tightly in this clingy plastic and she also wears panties made of latex. Merilyn looks like some sort of kinky, super-busty, human doll on display in a weird wax museum…a rubber doll.

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Wearing a skin-tight tube dress that maximizes her eye-popping curves and hills, Angel Gee writes a letter to her soldier-man. “Can’t wait until you cum all over my tits,” Angel writes. She rubs her tits and pussy thinking about getting fucked by big cock. Later on, when he knocks on the door, Angel has switched to a sexy negligee as a sweet homecoming gift. Seeing Angel‘s massive bazooms under sheer lace, he’s on her in an instant, palming her huge, huge tits and pierced nipples. They’re not even two feet from the front door as Angel kneels before his cock to worship it with her wet mouth and soft hands. They move to the couch so Angel can have her tight pussy licked and fingered in preparation for fucking. “You’re gonna have to break me in all over again,” a hyper-horny Angel cries. A very vocal girl, talking dirty makes Angel even hornier. Angel‘s also a screamer. Girls like that are hard to find. “I love your dick, baby!” Angel yells. Yeah, this busty angel loves to fuck and has the sex energy of three girls. Her own personal drill sargeant pumps the heavenly hooters out of Angel in enough banging positions for a sexology manual, ending with a pile-driver on the floor that drives her over the edge. Angel not only earns another set of wings, she earns a thick load of cream all over her giant jugs in another sensational SCORE sexxx session. Running Time: 21:09

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I absolutely love the Euro models Kora, Faith and Ivy Darmon. Hopefully, all three models will get more exposure (no pun intended). Anna Loren and Harmony Bliss are also worthy of repeat appearances. But I must say that I’m in complete and utter love with Sierra Skye’s wonderful, delectable hangers. She rocks my world! Last but not least, what a pleasure to see Mandy Pearl’s pretty head between Karina Hart’s pretty tits. I would love to see more of Karina with other models. Hopefully, she’ll appear with Annina or Anna Loren. Mandy has the complete package, and she’s so adorable. More of her, please!-J.B.

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And what a nice package to come home to. Angel Gee is ready and ripe to give her soldier boy a nice homecoming gift with her huge, pierced tits, tight pussy and sucking mouth. Every military man should have one of these at home or be assigned one. “Have sex, not wars,” Angel says. “But I have to admit there’s something about a man in uniform that makes me want to jump on his cock.” Angel is a girl who knows exactly what she wants. “I love breast play. I love when a guy plays with my rings. Just rub my breasts and go down. I love kissing and I love teasing a guy and making him wait and want me more. That’s a big turn-on for me. I love doggie style because he can grab my boobs from behind while he’s fucking me. I like to be on top so I can play with them myself. I just like sex. I’m very sexual, so I like to play with myself and have a guy watch me before sex. That’s kinda foreplay for me.” We think Angel‘s gonna have more fans in the military because of this pictorial and video. Her pictures will look good hanging in barracks’ lockers. See Angel Gee‘s video Army Wife, now playing in SCORE Theater!

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Ivy Darmon has 36E-cups, a stacked-to-the-brim figure and a completely gorgeous face. Yes, we’re shallow and proud of it. Here is another stunning babe from Prague, the city of busty eye-candy. “I thought about modeling,” said Ivy with the help of a translator. “And then for a while I was too busy. But then I thought about it some more. I talked to my friends at the coffee bar and they–both girls and boys–said I should try it. I’m very liberated so the nudity did not turn me away. I rather enjoyed it and I hope everyone enjoys my pictures. I saw that you have photographed many Czech girls. I can say that influenced me greatly.” Our photographer reports that Ivy was a joy to snap. She has the magic. The kind of magic that makes your head spin if you were to see her in the car alongside yours, or, even better, walking in the street so you could see her ta-tas bounce. Check out Ivy from head-to-toe in her upcoming first SCORELAND video in SCORE Theater.

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Karina Hart and Mandy Pearl have a sweet racquet going in this SCORELAND video segment. (The photos are from November ’09 SCORE.) All right, so they’re not Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova! We really wanted to see them run, their chests bouncing and heaving! Wearing cameltoe booty shorts and tight, thin tops with no bras. And we like them better than Kournikova and Sharapova anyway. At least they enjoy getting naked for SCORELAND members! That’s more than we can say for those other two. Mandy and Karina seem to be having a ball. Whoops! Looks like Karina’s boobs just thrust themselves out of her top! Then it’s on to a game of water balloon, created to soak their tops, all the better to see their nipples. Yes, there’s nothing like an afternoon of bouncing tits to make a guy feel really good. Running Time: 8:48

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You won’t see a match like this at Wimbledon. That’s because they have no imagination. There are a handful of tennis players that people would like to see play topless (no, not John McEnroe, for God’s sake, more like Bethanie Mattek). But let’s face it. No one in the world could match Karina Hart and Mandy Pearl on the tennis court in the breast division (except for Minka, of course; you’ve seen her photos from April ’09 and Gianna from September ’09). No, this is our private little game. We just wanted to see them bounce around in tighty whiteys and tight, camel-toe booty shorts. Karina fouls Mandy with an unsportmanlike display of water tossing, resulting in a wet tee. That’ll earn Karina a few points. We did learn one thing from this love match. That big-breasted girls make the best tennis players. Just keep your eyes on their bouncing boobs. Who’s gonna serve next? And don’t miss the video in SCORE Theater! They’ve got water balloons too besides the tennis racquets.

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Contessa Rose, first seen on SCORELAND in the recent First Fuxxx special, is an acomplished belly dancer, and when she told Eva Notty, also starring in First Fuxxx, Eva wanted to try her hips at the ancient art of belly gyration. One of our cameramen was right there to capture the class in session during a break in the making of the DVD Boob Science. We’d say that Eva has a future in hip-swiveling in addition to her boob-shaking skills! Running Time: 6:57

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“I have a busy life, so when I have time to myself, I like to hang out at the beach and play beach bum,” lollipop licker Sierra Skye says. “I actually have an underwear fetish. I guess you could call it a fetish. I own about 200 pairs of panties of all different kinds. If I see a nice pair in a store, I have to have it. But half of the time I don’t even wear them! Especially when I’m wearing a skirt. If there’s ever a panty shortage, I’m prepared!” Sierra talked about her cherry popping. “The guy was huge! I definitely wasn’t ready for it because he was so big but I got used to it. It was an average first time, I suppose. It wasn’t that special for my first. I’ve had a lot better sex since then.” Sierra admits she’s a big cock teaser. “Remember I said half the time I don’t wear panties. Well, I like to wear very shorts skirts and tight tops just to make guys drool. It’s fun watching guys stare and have them know they can’t have you. I admit that I enjoy being a cock tease. It’s just in my nature. I think some guys like a cock tease because they see us as a challenge and they know that if they try hard enough, they can get us and the sex is very hot when they do get it. Most cock teases can be gotten if you work at it and don’t give up easy.”

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